For 35 years, the man on my right has been.. well, the man on my right. He has seen me through good time and bad times, he has supported me when I asked for it and kicked my ass when I needed it. We have shared adventures and conversations, happiness and sadness, we have survived his military experience and my marriage.
I am proud, honored and privileged to call him friend and brother. And today, to wish him a very happy birthday!
Here’s to spending at least another 35 with you in my life!
Happy Birthday AAron!
Getting the Hang of Thursdays 
Awww.
You’ve blown my cover! The witness protection people are very displeased…
But I’m not. It has been a fun adventure so far, and you are the best brother to have on that adventure. I’m looking forward to the next 35 years.